Ding Dongs?

Yes the philosophical ME is back and I dont know but I am about to discuss a very serious issue over here, Yes its more serious than Nuclear Weapons, Chemical Weapons, Bio Hazzard Weaopons, Hydrogen Weapons or whatever illogical name of a weapon THEY could come up with and yes by THEY I mean you, Yes you the GEEKY PEOPLE but back to the issue, How illogical names have surrounded us in our lives, just take the example of a bubble gum, I mean bubble gum is hard enough, why do you have to name it 'Ding Dong' I mean, are you serious? Is that all the creativity that dawns upon you when you are being payed just to think a name. DARN IT!!!!