Brainiac?

This goes out to all those nerds in the world. What would the world do without you? I mean who would they (normal people) pick upon, laugh at, make fun of and yes your brainiac stuff is no longer welcome in this world.

Ding Dongs?

Yes the philosophical ME is back and I dont know but I am about to discuss a very serious issue over here, Yes its more serious than Nuclear Weapons, Chemical Weapons, Bio Hazzard Weaopons, Hydrogen Weapons or whatever illogical name of a weapon THEY could come up with and yes by THEY I mean you, Yes you the GEEKY PEOPLE but back to the issue, How illogical names have surrounded us in our lives, just take the example of a bubble gum, I mean bubble gum is hard enough, why do you have to name it 'Ding Dong' I mean, are you serious? Is that all the creativity that dawns upon you when you are being payed just to think a name. DARN IT!!!!